Fed up with using the same old imperial measurements? Finding
it hard to remember whether a chain is longer than a yard? Confused whether you
have a short or a long ton? Well, now there's a better way. The Intentional
Committee for Weights and Measures (ICPM) brings you the Metric system!
Invented in the 1790s, this system is so easy you'll be counting in your sleep.
Once you try it, you'll never want to go back!
Those miles wearing you down? Try our new Kilometres. The
Kilometre is over 35% shorter than the old mile - that's 35% less distance for
your tired feet. And our Centimetre is over 60% shorter than the inch, saving
you length even in your own home.
If you think that's good, just wait - it gets even better.
Making bread? An ounce of flour seems so heavy compared to our new Gram. Over 95% less weight in the Gram compared to
the ounce. Savings like this surely can't be possible, but they are with the
Metric system.
And there's more. Order the Metric system today, and we'll
throw in the Tonne. Not to be confused with the imperial ton, the new Tonne is
1.6% lighter. This new measurement is ideal for businesses, builders, and
couriers, allowing you to carry more weight than ever before.
This is a one-time, never to be repeated offer, exclusively
for our listeners. The deal ends at midnight, so don't miss out, order now.
And if that wasn't enough, we'll also thrown in the Second.
Unlike the imperial second, our new and improved Second comes divided into
Milliseconds for accurate measuring of time, with no assembly required. Plus,
you get to keep the minutes and hours that we all know and love.
So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and order
today. Exchange your imperial units for the Metric system, and feel the
difference. And with our 30-day trial period, it's risk free too! Don't delay,
this deal ends at midnight tonight.
The ICPM accepts no
responsibility for lack of decrease in weight or length as a result of the
Metric system. 30-day trial period only available in some regions. Terms and
conditions apply.
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