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Horseperson Vacancy – Pre-Interview: Internal Communications. Not for
distribution.
19/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Pestilence; Famine
FROM: IBTET Employment Office
MEMO:
The application period for the Horseperson vacancy has now
ended. Enclosed are the applications received. Please consider these
individually before discussing as a group. Invitations to interview will be
sent out on the 28th November. Please have the shortlist returned to us by 25th
November.
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21/11/2016
TO: Death; Pestilence; Famine
FROM: War
MEMO:
Have you looked at these yet? We need to re-advertise.
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21/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Famine
FROM: Pestilence
MEMO:
I wish you’d given us a warning. Just spat my tea across my
office. Who says hiring new staff is dull? And I like how they sent it to us on
a Saturday – like we’d be doing overtime for anything short of the end of the
world.
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21/11/2016
TO: War; Pestilence; Famine
FROM: Death
MEMO:
None appear suitable. Training may be necessary.
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21/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Famine
FROM: Pestilence
MEMO:
Bet I can guess Famine's favourite.
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21/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Pestilence
FROM: Famine
MEMO:
It's on the reject pile already. Gluttony? How dare it
apply. And I bet you all got nice clean copies of the application, but guess who
got the original? Tell me, how well do ketchup smears photocopy? Someone in
Employment hates me.
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22/11/2016
TO: War; Pestilence; Famine
FROM: Death
MEMO:
If all have appraised the applications, a meeting is
advised.
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22/11/2016
TO: Death; Pestilence; Famine
FROM: War
MEMO:
Agreed. I suggest tomorrow after lunch – I have some
maintenance to do for the Korea situation in the morning.
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22/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Famine
FROM: Pestilence
MEMO:
After lunch is fine with me.
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22/11/2016
TO: Death; War; Pestilence
FROM: Famine
MEMO:
Someone come and find me when you’re ready. I’ll be in the
canteen putting people off their food.
[End part 1. Continues Part 2.]
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